we made out on top of his cat.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
he laminated a picture of his dick.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
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