Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
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should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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