i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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