Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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