I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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