I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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