North Korea, Best Korea!
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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