dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
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i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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