just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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