I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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