did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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