And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
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She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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