I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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