I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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