Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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