We're like a lot better than the average bears
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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