If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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