It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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