I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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