I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
The cops high fived after they tackled you
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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