Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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