i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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