do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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