Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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