What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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