I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
The adults are the big ones right?
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