Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
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Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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