Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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