just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
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Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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