I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You pole danced in your parka.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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