erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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