Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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