It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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