false alarm. still invincible.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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