Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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