i would punch a child for taco bell
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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