we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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