At least make sure they are 18
Why
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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