what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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