This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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