Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.