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(859): View more from Kentucky

I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.

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(219): View more from Indiana

Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.

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(616): View more from Michigan

I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US

(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.

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(229): View more from Georgia

He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"

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