i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20