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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline

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• (516): View more from New York

  If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I'm drunk at 3:28

  (816): View more from Missouri

  I'm jealous as shit at 3:34

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• (904): View more from Florida

  All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..

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  Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.

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