she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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