thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
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at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week