I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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