Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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