I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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