Whod you bang
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Oh god it's open bar.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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