At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
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Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
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so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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