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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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