I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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