i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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