I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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