Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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