So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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