The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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