PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
So much Jack, so little girl.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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