She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
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she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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