i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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