Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
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My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
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I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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